The Mighty Ducks

Published February 9, 2020

The Mighty Ducks

Film info

  • Title The Mighty Ducks
  • Director Stephen Herek
  • Year 1992
  • Run time 1hr 43m
  • Genres Comedy, Family
  • Tagline They can't skate, they can't win, they can't be serious

Tough trial lawyer Gordon Bombay (Emilio Estevez) never loses. But when he's slapped with a community service assignment, he must coach a ragtag team of pee wee hockey players who can't skate, can't score, and can't win! Reluctantly, Bombay takes on the assignment and soon realises there are more important things than winning. Armed with this new attitude, feathers fly as Bombay and the ducks battle along to the toughest game of their lives!

Live blog

Time Comment
3:23 God sport is hard. And so mean on kids!
5:59 The Duck phone.
9:01 Oooh, I wonder what his community service will be. Ice Ice Baby.
12:19 That is the most convoluted trick I’ve ever seen kids play.
13:50 Dude, baby Joshua Jackson is the absolute cutest.
16:23 “We’re impressionable kids, right?”
21:21 For goodness sake, men and their sports and their cars. Grr.
24:44 Oof, the bit where they bash into each other against the walls.
25:35 “Just take the goal,” hehe, I’d be like that in goal too.
29:02 “Take the fall, act hurt, get indignant.”
31:09 It’s difficult to storm out with dignity on skates.
39:24 “I’m learning a lot about teamwork, fair play and all that junk.”
43:19 Someone’s got to clean up all those eggs tho.
50:14 I don’t know if I ever have seen ducks flying in formation.
52:26 Sorry, I don’t care how hard you push it, quacking is not cool.
54:55 That’s some proper decoy genius.
57:48 “You’re not even a has-been. You’re a never-was.”
1:02:39 A bit of Pacey wisdom.
1:04:56 Why don’t they just move house then? Be in the right jurisdiction.
1:07:45 “I want to talk to you guys.” “PEOPLE.”
1:19:59 They can’t win it though, that’s not how these films go.
1:29:48 Duck hockey.
1:35:32 Why didn’t I see this coming?? The penalty. The Charlie.
1:39:13 The cake-eater thing is really stressing me out.


I wasn’t expecting too much from this movie, but we wanted something completely different to the previous film and I knew this was relatively well-liked and culturally referenced work. Plus, I like Emilio.

It was a nice, family-friendly, sports film - competition, drama, people working through their issues, and eventually doing the right thing. I enjoyed it.

I hadn’t realised, when watching it, that it was the first of a series of three, so rather than crossing one movie off my list, I’ve just added two more, but hey, wanting to watch the sequels means this must have been a good one!

Rating: 3 / 5

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